PAGPAKABUHI: Lami Apan Lisud

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THIS POST MAY CONTAIN SEX RELATED MATERIAL AND LANGUAGE NOT SUITABLE FOR MINORS.

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Dili lalim nga magpuyo nga matarong sa lugar nga gipalibotan ug daotan. Muo kini akoang reyalisasyon human nako mahinumduman ang istorya ni Lot sa bibliya. Para kaninyo nga nakalimot na bahin kay Lot, siya to’ng pag-umangkon ni Abraham nga nag puyo sa syudad sa Sodom.

Sa atoang panahon karon nga puno ug tintasyon ug kadaot, puno ug sakona ug daotang katalagman, usahay maka bati gayud kita ug kahoyang sa atoang prinsipyo ug sa atoang pagtuo. Kung sa ininglis pa, crisis of principle and of faith.

Matud pa pud sa akoang usa ka higala, kung naa daw usa ka gwapa ug partang hubaga nga babae nga iya kauban sa usa ka kwarto tas gahubo sa iya’ng sanina samtang gina hanggat siya nga mag iyot sila, mo dili pa ba daw siya nga pila rabaya daw ang kusog sa lalaki. Tuod gyud pud, partang lisuda kana balibaran nga sitwasyon, ug dili pud ko magpaka limpyo nga mo ingun nga kung ako ma butang ana nga higayon nga mo talikod ako sa walay pagduha-duha.

 

faster than a speeding bullet.. hehehe 🙂

 

Apan, kung ako pud ma butang anang tungora maka huna-huna pud ko kung wala ba kini sakit ning bayhana ni? Basi pagkahuman sa milagro nga mahitabo (matud pa sa mga katigulangan) maka iyot nuon ko ug lubi.

You do it like this..
but only with these smoking hot babies…
(and i literally mean “smoking hot” because they need to be heated first before you do your thing)

 

O kung dili ba kaha, basi na-ay pagka Hayden Kho ning bayhana ni, basi na-ay hidden cam sulod sa kwarto ug basi pagka sunod adlaw makita nalang nako ang ako-ang ga huboy-huboy nga lubot sa internet. Sumala ba gud, wala man guro nag expect si Katrina Halili nga ma video siya o nga makalat tong videoha to sa internet. Apan muo kana ang pagmahay, naa gayud permi sa ulahi, kai kung mag una pa ang pagmahay wala natay angay mahayan kay dili naman nato buhaton. Matud pa pud sa akoang higala nga idad-idaran na, “utok gamita, dili ulok”.

Hayden and Katrina in all their glory

Sa tinud-anay lang, ang iyot lami, pero ang ka lami ana mo lungtad ra na sa pipila ka mga gutlo. Mo bilib na gyud ko sa usa ka lalaki nga makaya makig iyot ug usa ka oras “non-stop” (naks, murag bus, unsa na aircon o regular?), iyot gyud ni ha, not counted ang “foreplay” o warm-up ba kung sinaguy pa nga storya (kung dili pagyud ka kabalo unsa akoa gina pasabot sa foreplay ug tapulan ka nga i-search ni sa google, ang foreplay kana ng halok-halok, hikap-hikap, kumot-kumot, gakos-gakos, ug uban pa before pa gayud ang aktwal nga pag sulod sa kinatawo sa lalaki sa tago-angkan sa babae.)

lami bitaw, pero kung dili andam, ang resulta dili pud ti-aw..

 

Dili problema ang iyot, ang problema kay kung unsay mahitabo pagkahuman sa iyot. Ang ka pait, ilabina sa mga ga-tisting-tisting pa aning butanga ni, naka “first shot” pa lang gani, ni simplang na. Ang mas pait pagyud, kay kasagara kung ma simplang, sa tibuok kinabuhi paga antusan. Corny man tuod paminawon, pero “it is better safe than sorry”. Ang lisud pa gayud kay kung ma daot tungod sa iyot, STD kung baga (Sexually Transmitted Disease, kung binisaya pa – Makuha sa Iyot nga Sakit), impas bahaw nato ana kung muo ra ato-a kamatyan o kung di ba kaha ma putol si manoy kay na lata.

that is not a rotten tomato, that’s how your penis would look like if you have gonorrhea
and that’s how a vagina would look like with gonorrhea..
that’s what a penis would look like with syphilis..
vagina with ulcer due to syphilis
vagina with herpes infection
and that’s how your little junior would look like with herpes simplex

 

Kung palami lang man gali inyo plano ug dili pa ninyo kaya barugan ang mahitabo kung ma sipyat mo, pag maryang palad nalang mo, wala pay gasto; walay hasol; pwede pa buhaton anywhere; dili pa mo mahadlok kung magka kina-unsa; pangtrapo lang ang kinahanglan i-andam.

 

Kung di jud ma pugngan then by now you should learn how to use protection against unwanted pregnancy and STD’s (sakit nga makuha sa iyot). Kung mag inuwag naman lang gani pud ta, dapat kabalo pud ta mang hanig nga dili ta ma daot tungod sa atong biga.

Dili lalim mag ka STD, mas labaw nga dili lalim nga mag atiman ug bata. Ayaw daota ang imo kaugalingon ug ang kinabuhi sa imo mahimong anak ug asawa tungod lang kai dili ka kakontrol sa imong pagpangatol. Basi’g kagid diay na, abi lang nimog uwag. Kaligo tawon.

 

Para pud sa mga babae, ang kasagaran nako ma dunggan nga estorya sa akoang mga ka-ila nga babae kay:

“kulit man gud kaayo, dili mo sugot kung NO ako i-ingun”

(pag sure day uie, di man gani ka maminaw sa imo mama nga na lata nalang ang dila sa ka-yawyaw sa imuha, ayaw paka sad-a ang uban kung magbiniga ka);

o mo ingun nga: “love man gud kaayo nako siya bi..”

(ang pangutana, love ba ka niya? O basig uwag rato sa iya);

ug ang pinaka gaga nako nga na dunggan: “abi nako ug safe, dugay naman gud mi permi ug ingun-ana, abi nakog ba-og siya o ako ba kaha ang ba-og,”

(pag sure ragud kay mag bingka ta, unsa ka? Doktor? Maayo man kaayo ka mo diagnose.);

ug ang pinaka worse sa tanan: “Gi tuyo man gyud nako ni na ma buros para dili na gyud maka ikyas si dodong, sayang kaayo if maka hawa engineer na gud!”

(ka yawa ba paminawon, unsa lugar ni ang iyot ron ug ang bata, pang-collateral sa loan??)

 

Estupida! Kung ang basihan ra nimo sa imong kinabuhi kai lalaki then gaga jud kang dako. You were born into this world nga walai uyab, tawon uie. A happy and meaningful life is not based on your boyfriend tawon dai. We make our life. How happy and meaningful it is for us is based upon our decisions and actions ug dili tungod sa sikinsa mang prokupyuha.

 

Make yourself better, greater, and more awesome, and trust me, all else will follow. Find yourself first. Know yourself more. And strengthen that which needs to be strengthened and discard that which needs to be discarded. After all, we could not give what we do not have. So how can we truly love and be loved if we even fail to truly love ourselves?

 

Wala man ko nag ingon nga dapat dili mag iyot, wala koy katungod nga mo ingon ana, kung sa ininglis pa – wala koy moral ascendancy. Sa akoa lang, mas maayo guro para sa atoang pamilya, ug labaw sa tanan, para sa atoang ka-ugmaon kung dili ta magpataka ug asdang sa usa ka butang nga dili pata andam, o dili pata sigurado, ug labaw sa tanan kung wala patay tarong kahibalo sa kung unsa atong ga sudlan.

Sex comes with responsibility and with temperance. Do it recklessly and probably (if you are lucky) you will only have a penis similar to the one shown above, or worse.. you will end up dead.

Kung kabalo nagani ka mo iyot ibot-ipasabot nga mature napud ka to take up responsibilities. Don’t be an asshole and think nga magpatabang ra gihapon ka sa imo ginikanan kung magka-problema ka sa imong kabuang. Kung kabalo gani ka mo sulod dapat kabalo pud ka mo gawas.

 

Life is beautiful, life is awesome. Don’t ruin it by your stupid decisions.

the tree of life..

59 thoughts on “PAGPAKABUHI: Lami Apan Lisud”

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    ito ay maaaring may maseselang
    T-tema / theme
    L-linguahe / language
    K-karahasan / violence
    S-sexual / sex
    H-horror
    D-droga / drugs

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  12. The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable, that I assume it must be evil. – Heywood Broun

    sex is gambling… you dont know what will you get till you get it. so keep safe!

  13. i appreciate the time and effort you give out in trying to help the youth of today to shape up and do some positive changes in their lives… as things are going on right now, if they are the hope and the future of our motherland, damn… the Philippines would be in worse shit in the future as it is now…

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    “Make yourself better, greater, and more awesome, and trust me, all else will follow. Find yourself first. Know yourself more. And strengthen that which needs to be strengthened and discard that which needs to be discarded. After all, we could not give what we do not have. So how can we truly love and be loved if we even fail to truly love ourselves?”

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  16. kids this days must really think twice before taking off their pants.. there are sooo much at stake already,

    i hate it when my epitaph would be “died because of fucking a dirty hole!” lol

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  19. ang sex lami, pero ang tulo sakit.. maypag mag condom nalang, safe na pero maka palami pa! 🙂

    Ipasa ang RH BILL!

  20. you raise some valid points there pre. that is why there should be sex education in highschool so that they wont just fuck without the proper knowhow to do it properly and safely.. we dont even allow people to drive a car without even properly knowing how to drive, why should we allow people to fuck without also properly teaching them about it.

  21. nice pet…. fun with painstaking attention to details and hot issues of sex and the use of contraceptives… ikaw na jud!

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